I saw it in the afternoon
  Password Plus, put her on
  Put me on, put us all on

  And I guess it stuck in my mind
  When I slept, it was there
  I could feel it in the sheets
  It was there.

They say it's going to fall off
It's her last week on TV
In just ten years, she fell from grace
It's Elizabeth Montgomery's Face --

  We all remember Bewitched
  She was beautiful then
  And Darren, will always be young
  Her mouth twists - back to her nose
  Her cheeks are running a race
  To see who gets to her collarbone first--

It's Elizabeth Montgomery's Face